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Jokes

John, a Polack, goes into an outhouse and sees his buddy, Stash, with a long stick stirring the contents of one of the receptacles.

"What the hell are you doing, Stash" asks John.

"I'm trying to get my jacket out of the hole, it fell in while I was taking a crap at the other hole."

"Are you crazy?" asks John. "It's going to be covered with shit. You won't be able to wear it".

"I know," says Stash, "I'm not that stupid. I just wanted to get my sandwich out of the pocket so I could eat my lunch."