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A Pole and a Jew were in a bar watching TV when the late-night news came on. The lead story showed a berserk woman poised on a window ledge eleven stories up. "I'll bet you a hundred bucks she won't jump," said the Pole to the Jew.

"Deal," agreed the Jew, sticking out his hand a few minutes later when the woman plunged to a gory death. The Pole sadly forked over the money, only to look up in surprise as the other fellow tugged on his sleeve and offered him his money back. "You won it fair and square," he said, shaking his head.

"Not really," admitted the Jewish guy. "I saw it all happen on the six o'clock news."

"Me too," said the Pole, "but I never thought she'd do it again at eleven."