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Kosinski saved up his money for an excursion to Reno, where he soon found
himself at the bar next to a very attractive brunette. "Say, could I buy you a
drink?" he asked boldly.
"Forget it buddy," she replied, not unkindly. "I'm gay."
Kosinski looked blank.
"I'm a lesbian," she elaborated.
Kosinski shook his head. "What's a lesbian?"
"See that woman over there?" She pointed at a lovely blond waitress serving
drinks on the far side of the room.
Kosinski nodded, perking up.
"Well, I'd like to take her up to my room," the brunette explained, "take all
her clothes off, and nibble her tits and lick every curve and suck every inch
of that sweet young thing, all night long."
At this, Kosinski burst into tears and buried his head in his arms. "Why the
hell are you crying?" asked his companion gruffly.
"I think I'm a lesbian too," he sobbed.
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