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An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed.

'Grandson I wanna you lisin to me. I wanna for you to take my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me.'

'But grandpa, I really don't like guns, how about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead.'

'You lisin to me, soma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big home and maybe a couple of bambinos. Soma day you gonna coma home and maybe finda you wife in bed with another man.

Whada you gonna do then? Pointa to da watch and say TIMES UP?'