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A blonde was driving her car one day, when she ran into a hailstorm. The hail
stones were very large and made a lot of dents in the roof of her car. After
the hail stopped, she went to a gas station and asked the attendant what she
could do to get the dents out of her car.
The attendant, being a smart-ass, told her: "Blow real hard into the exhaust
pipe, and that should push out the dents."
When the blonde got home, not knowing any better, she did just that. While she
was down on her hands and knees with her lips wrapped around her car's
tailpipe, huffing and puffing trying to blow the dents out, her roommate-also
a blonde-came home.
Her roommate of course asked her what the heck she was doing.
The first blonde told her how the guy at the gas station said this was how she
could get the dents out.
The second blonde thought about it for a moment, then said: "Like, uh, you
have to roll-up the windows first."
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